drugmember:

this post is literally just straight people patting themselves on the back

drugmember:

this post is literally just straight people patting themselves on the back




houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself


hokaegu:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat


doot doot doot doot doot dooot doooooot dooot

hokaegu:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

doot doot doot doot doot dooot doooooot dooot